Lapras's Civilized rant about the opposite gender

[Crazed Lapras]

Since I feel the need to rant at someone, you guys will just have to put up with me. I hate boys. If you are a boy... I don't care. I still hate your gender. Eventually you are going to go out there and hurt some girl and break her heart and then she can hate you too.
You know why boys are stupid? Because they make you jump from one end of the emotional spectrum to the other in a moments notice. One minute you are on cloud nine thinking you're the luckiest girl in the wolrd who has the most amazing boyfriend, and then in one sentence he can leave you brooding for the rest of the week. It doesn't even have to be extreme like "Let's break up." It can be something a lot more simple like "You know we are gonna have to break up some day." And just like that your bliss has a time limit.
And then you feel like a stereo-typed idiot drama queen for feeling like crap because you knew what was going to happen the day he asked you out, and you told yourself you weren't going to get attached and yet here you are being a silly little love-sick teenager who's upset because her impossible dreams just got smashed, though they really weren't feasible in the first place. But even though you know it will just hurt worse in the end you keep going back for more, because even if you just have one year left it is better to make it the best year of your life than to spend it sulking.
Hormones also suck. They make everything ten times worse than they are supposed to be and then you feel stupid because you can't stop crying and there is no friggin reason for you to be crying in the first place.
*deep breath* K, there's Lapras's emotional roller coaster for you. High school + opposite genders + hormones = drama.

[Kairi]

I know how you feel Lapras. I've had guys my whole school life just pretending to be my boyfriend. And leading me on making me think they loved me when they really didn't care a thing about me. It makes me ask myself,"What's wrong here? Am I not pretty enough?" Yea, believe it or not. A lot of guys do like to go for the prettier woman who is also very rich.

[Birdybot]

I've never had a boyfriend, probably something to do with the fact that I go to an all-girls school. However, the boys I do know are quite nice. I find that often it's nice to have them as friends, just not boyfriends.

[akusma]

Most of the boys I know...Yeah, I'd have to agree with ouy, Lapras. The few who are my friends tend to be okay with their girlfriends, partly because they know if they hurt that girl they won't be feeling anything between their legs for a hell of a long time.

[Kairi]

And now that I'm 24, guys won't even look at me.

[blade]

As one of the Male gender I must say, Don't be hatin' 'cause we pretty >_>

[Flameywolf]

Lol. Most of the guys I know are arrogant, and one of 'em is even a stalker X-x But I do have a boyfriend, and he's nice and really sweet, so while I know what you're talking about, guys, I certainly can't complain ^^

[shadoxnova]

Along with blade. I have to say in no better words then he put

"As one of the Male gender I must say, Don't be hatin'"

I mean come on! We aren't THAT bad... I mean come on. I am the one in school "in the back ground" with all the Drama so i see everything how it is with other peoples relationships. However what your saying is JUST ABOUT the same about guys. I mean i had a chick that i actually thought i was going to marry and be with the rest of my life. and BOOM that didn't work out. However i must say from my past experiences. Guys do tend to get over those things quicker then chicks. NO OFFENSE INTENDED TO CHICKS! NO SEXISM WAS IMPLIED! Dont hurt me... >.>

[ibrowmew]

Okay no offence but I dont see what wrong about being a boy I go to school and do what im sposto do