If Pokemon Were real

[Kairi]

Would you like it if Pokemon were real? Explain why, you would or wouldn't, please. Me I'd love it! If Pokemon were real, I'd love to go on a training journey, with hopfully Pikachu as my first Pokemon. And I'd love to have a flying Pokemon that's so big it could carry me though the air.

[Dante]

Honestly, having thought about it for a bit, I would have to say no to having real Pokemon. I'm sure all of the little children who are used to the Hoenn and Sinnoh Regions would simply love becoming Pokemon Trainers, but for people like me, who played the Kanto and Johto Regions, the reality of Pokemon comes to life. Wars would be fought with these monsters and people would be murdered. We think that beating a Mob boss in a Pokemon battle will stop their evil ways, but...

We're human. Some of us are evil. Pokemon would, no doubt, be used for things stated above. The world would sink into chaos. Pokemon would die. Sinnoh and Hoenn Regions were dulled down due to the ESRB companies, thus degrading their quality. They made the games kid friendly. It's a rough concept to understand, but it's entirely true.

No go on the real Pokemon, yo.

[Kairi]

You see things like that already happening in the Pokemon anime anyway. And I think humans are already using animals for war anyway.

[Dante]

Thus furthering my statement above to be true about real live Pokemon. If you can see how much damage a bull does to a single house, think how much damage a CHARIZARD would do? Even a simple Bulbasaur would do a considerable amount of damage! Also, in the games Red/Blue/Yellow/Green and Crystal/Silver/Gold, you hear about killing Pokemon! Just a few moments ago, I was playing Silver and Team Rocket were cutting the tails of Slowpoke off for food, thus killing them.

I mean, come on! What were you trying to prove with that statement above? To prove me wrong? Kids who got angry at their parents would surely hurt them. Crime rates would sky-rocket! The world would be apocolyptic!

[Starfire]

That, or Pokemon would decide us humans were too stupid to take care of ourselves and the planet and enslave us all.

...

They could do it, you know!

But anyway, if it was a "good" version, so to speak, then sure, I'd love real Pokemon! Though, we'd have a terrible Grimer and Muk problem... -shotdead-